Now YOU can join Fred's Head! It's free! Members will get the low down on special events (Fred's in town for a book signing, Fred was arrested for a racy editorial, discounts to the new Club Fred resort in Aruba, etc.). You'll also be emailed when cool new stories are posted. AND, you'll get cavernously deep discounts on all Fred's Head merchandise. Of course, we don't have any stuff to sell yet but t-shirts, hats and Bobbing Fred's Head dolls for your dashboard are in development. Oh yeah! Give yourself a free smile and join us today.

